I noticed that it's really hard to tell if I posted something new, so each time I post a new crazy conversation, I will change it to a different color. I hope ya'll enjoy, there's a lot more coming.
We have added an extra kid to the family so be prepared to laugh some more. I get to do it all over again.
**putting Hayden to bed**
Hayden: Mommy there's monster's outside
Me: No there's not, your fine
Hayden: What about Zombies??
Me: No, your fine.
Hayden: Daddy took care of them?
Me: Yes, baby. Daddy made them go away.
Hayden: Ahhh, okay, now I can go to sleep.
*pause*
When is daddy coming home??
Me: Later while you are sleeping
Hayden: Okay, fine, I just miss daddy. He needs to kill more monsters & zombies
Me: Okay baby, go to sleep.
Hayden: I love you Mommy
Hayden: Mommy there's monster's outside
Me: No there's not, your fine
Hayden: What about Zombies??
Me: No, your fine.
Hayden: Daddy took care of them?
Me: Yes, baby. Daddy made them go away.
Hayden: Ahhh, okay, now I can go to sleep.
*pause*
When is daddy coming home??
Me: Later while you are sleeping
Hayden: Okay, fine, I just miss daddy. He needs to kill more monsters & zombies
Me: Okay baby, go to sleep.
Hayden: I love you Mommy
*In the car* *Me & Spencer lean over & kiss*
**Spencer walks into the bathroom & shuts the door**
Hayden: What's daddy doing?
Me: I don't know
Hayden: I want to know what he's doing?
Me: Well, I don't
Hayden: Why?
Me: Well, I trust daddy to be a big boy
Hayden: No, I'm a big boy....daddy not a big boy
Me: Sorry dad, your not a big boy
**Spencer walks out of bathroom**
Hayden: Yeah dad, your not a big boy, I'm a big boy
Spencer: ....what?
Me: Don't worry about it
Me: Hayden did you poop?
Hayden: Nooo, I go wee wee
Spencer: Are you in underwear or pull-up?
Hayden: Pull-up
**I check**
Me: K, he's in a pull-up, that must be some raunchy wee-wee
Hayden: Yeah!, and Strawberries!!
Me: Strawberries ***laughs**
Hayden: My wee-wee smells like strawberries
Me: **laughs till it hurts**
Spencer: Ya'll are out of control **tries to zones more into his game**
Hayden: Hey Mom, Guess what?!!
Me: What?
Hayden: *says something I can't understand*
Me: Huh?
Hayden: *repeats something I still can't understand*
Me: What?
Hayden: Ohh, nothing....
Me: Okay Mr. Nothing...eat your corndog
Hayden: I don't like poo
Daddy: What?
Hayden: I don't like poo
Daddy: It's not poo, it's raisins. (11/02/10)
Hayden: I wanna go outside.
Me: No, it rained last night.
Hayden: Why?
Me: I don't know why it rained it just did.
Hayden: But..outside. Aww man..
Me: I know. We will do something inside.
Hayden: But mom, outside. *sigh**walk away*
Hayden: Oh Mom!!
Me: What?!
Hayden: the bright?!
Me: What?
Hayden: the light! *points at ceiling light*
Me: Oh!, the light?
Hayden: Ya! *points at light switch*
Me: I don't want the light on baby. I have the window.
Hayden: Ya! Window! No Light! *walks away*
Me: *laugh as he walks away*
"Hayden crawling up in bed"
Spencer: Whatcha, doing?
Hayden: Momma!
Me: You just want to cuddle with mama, huh?
Hayden: Yeah
Spencer: Hey, your stealing away my cuddling
Me: Tell daddy, ha ha!
Hayden: **smacks dad in the forehead**
Me: *laughing my ass off*
Spencer: What was that for?
Hayden: My mama
Me: *still laughing ass off*
Spencer: *weird look on face*
Hayden: Mom, whatcha doin'?
Me: Baking a cake
Hayden: Oooo....bunny!!
Me: Yes, baby. Chocolate Bunny
Hayden: I want Chocolate Bunny Now!!
Me: You gotta wait till tomorrow I still need to frost it
Hayden: No!! I want Chocolate Bunny Now!
Me: Pick up your Leggos off the floor before I step on it
Hayden: Mom, your mean!
Me: I'm mean?
Hayden:Ya, your mean!!
Me: Okay, well, as long as you still pick up your Leggos.
Me: What is on your face?
Hayden: Bologna .....(took a bite out of it and used one side as a eye patch)
Me: Why do you have Bologna on your face?
Hayden: Why?
Me: Yes, why do you have it on your face
Hayden: I dunno
Me: Well, take it off and eat it
Hayden: No, want eat it
Me: Well if you don't want to eat it, give it to me
Hayden: No!...(takes a bite)
Me: That's what I thought
Me: Shut the door!
Hayden: Ummmm....No
Me: Shut the door! Your letting in flys!
Hayden: Flys?
Me: Yes, flys. Now shut the door!
Hayden: No!
Me: Don't tell me no. Now, shut the door
Hayden: No!
Me: Come here I'm gonna bust your butt
Hayden: Run!! (runs off towards the hallway and stops)
Me: You don't tell me no.
Hayden : Phteww! (raspberries)
Me : Come here (chase after him and tickle him)
Hayden: I want Frosted Flakes
Me: Ok, let me get a bowl
Hayden: Mama, bowl??
Me: No, I don't want flakes
Hayden: Why?
Me: Because I don't want flakes
Hayden: Why?
Me: Because I don't want flakes
Hayden: Why?
Me Because I don't
Hayden: Awww...ok
Hayden: Daddy, get the guy!!
Grandma: Daddy needs to get the guys?
Hayden: Ya!
(spencer shoots the guy)
Hayden: Ahhhh, nice!
Everyone: *laughs*
Spencer: F*** You! (yelling at game)
Grandma: Is that redundant??
Hayden: No
Me: *laughs*
Me: 12 more minutes (talking to G.ma.)
Hayden: Why mom?
Me: Do you even know what I'm talking about?
Hayden: No
Me: Hayden go get a pull-up so I can change your butt, your wet
Hayden: Nah, I'm good
Me: Go get me a pull-up and the wipes because your butt stinks.
Hayden: Ummm....Do I have to?
Me: Yes you have to (trying to not to smile)
Hayden: Oh my gosh!!
Me: (trying not to laugh)
Hayden: Here Mom! (handing me coins)
Me: Where did you get this?
Hayden: I don't know
Me: Where did you get this?
Hayden: I said, I don't know
Me: What are you doing with it
Hayden: Me go get ICEE
Me: Well we can't.
Hayden: Oh, Yeah. Daddy has car.
Me: Yup daddy has the car
Hayden: Daddy come home?
Me: Daddy is at work, he can't
Hayden: (reaches for my phone) Call Daddy
Me: I can't baby, Daddy is at work. He will be home later
Hayden: Oh Man!
(Preparing Chicken for supper)
Hayden: WOW!!..Mom!! The chicken has no head!!
Me: **laughs**
Hayden: Oh, No!
Me **laughs till cries**
Me: What time did you go to bed?
Spencer: 2
Me: Oh Okay
Hayden: 3, I went to bed at 3.
Me: You went to bed at 3?
Hayden: Yeah
Me: What were you doing all night? Partying?
Hayden; Yeah.....I have headache *sigh*
Me: *laugh*
Me: Did he just say he had a headache?
Spencer: Yup he did....
Hayden: I love you mom.
Hayden: I want my show
Me: Ya in a minute
Hayden: Awww, mom, I'm sick
Me: Your sick?
Hayden: Ya I'm sick, I want my show back
Me: You can't use that as an excuse every time, but this time I"ll do it.
(more to come....trust me)
